Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.

Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.

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Convict the Motherfucker

The increasingly popular slogan on the chart-toppingly popular tee shirts that are quickly supplanting the ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts.

It was pointed out by Dr. Mary Trump on her podcast tonight that the ‘Convict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts referring to the Motherfucker in Chief were taking the place of all others now that he’d been indicted.

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Cleveland Conviction

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer while playing Splinter Cell: Conviction. You unlock an achievement if you do it while playing on Realistic difficulty.

Connor unlocked the secret achievement in SC: Conviction called the Cleveland Conviction. Too bad it was only worth 10 gamerscore; his girlfriend was pissed.

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Rising Conviction

An Amazing local band out of AZ. They're demo is 3 songs of musical bliss, the tracks Shudder, and Skin, make you want to jump around no matter where you are. They're live performances are absolutely amazing, and even orgasmic.

Rising Conviction is one of, if not the, greatest band to come out of AZ

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Convicted News Faker

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.

Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.

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Jut Unions Convict

Same crazy guy, an anagram of Conjunction Vitus who also has a profile on JTV.

Have you seen Conjunction Vitus today?
No, but he was on as Jut Unions Convict.

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Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

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