coof toob

A city bus, subway train, or any other mass-transit system, especially one full of coofers.

Since all the restaurants and bars got closed down, the only thing there is to do all day is ride the coof toob around town.

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

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Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

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Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

Coof

A very offensive term to inflect hate on another person. Coof can also be a sign of affection. Someone who is a coof can also be goofy.

I hate that dumb Coof.

Awe man, he is sooo coofy.

Damn that boy fine, he must got a nice coof on him.

Coof

A statement designed to express admiration for Something new and fresh.

Yo carl them shoes are coof.