An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
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To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
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a VAGINA COOCHIE COOCH PUSS PUSS!
also cooter cooty
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a meanie name for ickypoo old men
look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!
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A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.
The coots lost the football game.
Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.
The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.
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Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.
Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
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The root word of "cooter" which refers to a woman's vagina.
Ever since I slept with John, my coot has been itchin' somethin' fierce!
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