copulant

Well...it's just a big bag of a slippery juice that aids the act of copulation. I have it..

Dads love it. They feel it is a great benefit

"Honey, did you get the copulant? Because it's time to copulate." -My dad

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Copulation

Fucking an officer of the law, typically in the ass.

"Wanna honor that badge, rookie? Then it's copulation time."

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copulator

Slang term mainly used by some Australian males when parting company with a male friend or peer as a direct replacement for "See you later"

Bazza says: "I better get home or the missus will kill me."
Kev replies: "OK mate. Copulator."

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verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

copulation rouge

having sex while you have your period

"so i did copulation rouge the other night, when he pulled out, it looked like he had murdered something with his wang."

self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

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oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

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