cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

Cornfield

(verb)

It's an act of retaliation.. the target person is snatched off of the street, tossed into the trunk of a car, driven around on bumpy dirt roads for a minimum of 2 hours, then released into a cornfield, and left to find their way home.
That's what it is to "cornfield" somebody.

Tim ran off with all my tools, and sold them for meth.
When I catch him, I'm going to cornfield him.

Iowan cornfield

The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.

I PERFORMED THE IOWAN CORNFIELD ON MY MOTHER YESTERDAY.

cornfielding

When a corporate website administrator deletes negative comments from a public message board that might alert the public about the company's misdeeds.

I just posted a comment on PublishAmerica's website complaining about their outrageous pricing and lack of support. I guess I'm due for a round of cornfielding.