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The term for when a chair offers good support at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
"Offers good support. It's urkelnomically correct."
A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.
The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.
Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."
"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
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An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.
Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!
An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.
The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.
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It’s a full-throated, un-nuanced, uncompromising defense of American nationalism, history and cherry-picked ideals.
Central to its thesis is the belief that nothing in America can’t be fixed by more patriotism enforced by public shaming, boycotts and policies to cut out foreign and non-American influences.
Insufficient displays of patriotism among the patriotically correct can result in exclusion from public life and ruined careers. It also restricts honest criticism of failed public policies.
Alex Nowrasteh
“Conservatives use ‘patriotic correctness’ to regulate speech, behavior and acceptable opinions.”
Alex Nowrasteh
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A mental disorder characterized by a fierce self-loathing to the extent that the person wrongly assumes all other cultures and races are superior to his own. Political correctness should be more accurately called political cowardice because people who comply with PC rules ignore facts just to avoid confrontation. Confrontation is what is needed in many cases to facilitate a frank and honest discussion of problems that are facing our nation and society.
Michael Moore is an example of Political Correctness. He's the idiot that wrote a book titled "Stupid White Men" when in fact he is one of the stupidest white men around. He obviously hates himself and has good reason for that. He would do us all a favor by just killing himself instead of criticizing everyone else.
Terms such as Asian-American and African-American are meaningless because Asia and Africa are huge continents containing many countries and people of many races. When black Algerian youths were burning cars in Paris some idiot reported referred to them as African-American. How stupid is that?
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You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.
me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me