V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe
I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.
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Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.
Leave me alone I'm couching.
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
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When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.
Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.
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the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
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I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
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Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.
Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.
"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"
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The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!
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