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couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 18, 2005

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couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

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The Couch

When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.

Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.

by You know who this is Jake January 23, 2015

26๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couch

I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž