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The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.
"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."
A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
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When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.
1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
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Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.
or
Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
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When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
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When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.
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Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
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