Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

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Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

Couched

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

Couched it

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

couched

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

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Couch

A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.

Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"

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Couch

referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty

"Look at the couch on that bitch!"

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