“you could go by mine but…”

when she says “you could go by mine but…” don’t think about it too much, she wants you to ask her out

“what’s my name in your snap?”
“idk” “you could go by mine but…”

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."

you could do better

a hating ass bitch that can’t get a nigga

oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female

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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

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I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

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Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”