Counselor

The lady who told you not to drink after chugging a shit ton of rum.

Todd: Damn that counselor is hippocryte.

guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.

A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.