counting

One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.

Counting with us

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counts

an amoeba like person whom attend a school in the middle of gayness Florida.rides bicycles and enjoys energy drinks but not as much as 'batin

you see what you think is a chubby female pedophile its probably just a counts

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the Count

Someone who is too cool for words. They're the shiznit.

I live to serve the Count.

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counting

i can count

counting is fun

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Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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count it

The combination of words used when college kids are playing drinking games in the dorms. Instead of shouting "Drink!" during a drinking game, shout "Count it!" so that your Resident Advisor wont know you are drinking.

You totally got that question wrong! Count it!

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Chin Count

The amount of chins you have taken.

Yo did you hear Rebecca got a chin count of 300.