The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.
George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.
3π 5π
Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.
Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.
1π 1π
The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.
"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"
1π 2π
A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.
1π 3π
getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.
"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.
35π 13π
A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, youβre shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....