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Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 12, 2008

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Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 August 8, 2013

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Country Blumpkin

The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.

"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"

by halfinsane April 26, 2009

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Country Blumpkin

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.

Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.

by Bologna Pogna June 4, 2011

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Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker October 31, 2006

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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023


COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023