Couple

Refers to TWO things
Few is not interchangeable
Few refers to 3 or more things

Sean has a couple of fags who suck his clit every night.

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Couple

2 people who are together as a couple and in denial that they are in a relationship. This often means seeing each other alone and refusing to call it a date. Usually begins with going home early together after nights out and abandoning friends.

‘I found him outside and decided to leave. We’re just friends, not a couple’

‘ I invited her round to chill tonight and eat dinner. We’re not a couple, we’re just friends’

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Couple

“I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones, your voice, your thoughts, your pulse and most of all your fingerprints, everywhere.

Couple means together as in they are dating!

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The it couple

Any time a guy is dating a girl who is way too hot for him.

Why is Sam dating Jim?
I know, right? They're the it couple, that's for sure.

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Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats

Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."

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couple on

an inch above the ink printed on a cigarette - originates in gateshead & newcastle, england

charva :"areet wor kid, leave iz couple on"
smoker :"nee bother"
charva :"cheers,young-un

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Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

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