Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

lil cozy

Is that bitch.

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dick cozy

an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call

I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick cozy.

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Cozy muscle

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.

Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.

Cozy szn

So basically anytime after Spooky szn, and all you want is love and hot chocolate. Usually used by vsco girls and Olivia’s. If you hear ANYONE say this, RUN AND HIDE.

Alex:It’s November first!
Olivia: No it’s cozy szn!

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Cozy Glow

A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets

Hey, Don't Be Such a Cozy Glow

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Cozy Cave

Nice warm vagina inviting you in with a friendly embrace

I invited him to visit the Cozy Cave and he accepted