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when a person, usually male, masturbates
Lisa: "Hey, did you guys see where Danny went? I haven't seen him for like fifteen minutes."
John: "Last time I saw him, he was in the locker room, crankin' dat Danny with a playboy"
A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
The act of one repeatedly making their money grow through reinvesting their initial amount.
For extra side money I spend my free time crankin shoes.
Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."