Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.
That big irish guy is either a closet รงase or a total mississippi creame puff!
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Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial
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One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.
Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.
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Donald Trump engaging in sexual activities with his secret Russian boyfriend, Vladmir Putin.
"I want you to turn me into a kawaii orange cream puff Daddy Putin."
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When a man with an infected ingrown hair on his penis is bangin' a woman so hard, while on her crimson wave that it causes it to burst, leaving scrotal abscess drainage in the cherry pie filling .
It was a Georgia scorcher, when a flock of seagulls swooped down to get a taste of the sweet cherry pie cream puff left by the couple on the beach.
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When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.
Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes