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sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache
HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!
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The act of sealing someone’s lips shut with hunk spunk, causing them to resemble an Oreo.
An off brand imitation Oreo
Last night I gave a girl a creme between, and had to get a crowbar to reopen her mouth.
I’m fucked up in the crip sipping Dr. Perky and eating creme betweens.
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1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.
Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.
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Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.
My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.
A rag somebody keeps under their bed. They use this to cum on. When it is crispy and hard you take it and slap your friend in the face when he is sleeping.
It's 2 A:M and I'm gonna hit my friend with this creme rag!
cumming on Christmas eve or Christmas day
guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with