Cro-Mag

a person with an unusually pronounced forehead, exhibiting apelike behaveior.

hte football team was full of cro-mags

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cro cop

Abbreviated nickname "Croatian Cop" for mixed martial artist Mirko Filipovic. Cro Cop is well known for his striking ability, and also is a member of an elite anti-terrorist police unit.

Cro Cop made Bob the Bitch Sapp cry like a little school girl.

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Male-cro

The unfortunate and unintended side effect of two hairy men sitting next to each other and becoming permanently attached.

As a result of Male-cro, if Robbin Williams and Tom Selleck ever did a movie together, they would be unable to film anything other than sequels for the rest of their careers.

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sag-cro

A.K.A. Saggy crotchitis. Happens when you wash your underwear in the inappropriate temperature of water and/or dry it when the label CLEARLY states "hang to dry". It is characterized be a very tight elastic waistband and embarissingly loose fabric. It is also accompanied by the sense of "I shouldn't have eaten that extra Chimichanga...."
Don't worry buddy its not your fault, its just a common case of sag-cro. Cure? Scientists are working hard, but nothin' yet.

Zeek opened his girlfriends cabinet only to find all of her
underwear had sag-cro, he broke up her later that night.

Cro Magnan

An early human/ retard/ neanderthal

Loki you fucking cro magnan

Pro-Cro

Trendy abbreviation for procrastinator.

Me- Damn! I only have 3 hours left to do my AP Human Geography Presentation on Kenya :(

Caring friend- damn man, you're sucha pro-cro

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cro-twizzle

Blown out jigga who's got nothin'
(also see: Quadzilla)

"Yo check out that cro-twizzle ova there in that 'Sclade."

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