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When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
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When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.
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The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."
Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.
Run away!!!!!!!
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
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