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granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola May 27, 2007

127๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker December 27, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019


Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

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Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) August 10, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 18, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 29, 2004

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