Zen Crunk Juice

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.

Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.

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Crunk Juice

It MEans GET CRUNK!, TAUGHT BY LIL JON.

LIL JOn: GET CRUNK
others:WHat? HOW DO YOU EVEN GET CRUNK?
LIL JON: WITH MA SECRET "CRUNK JUICE!"

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crunk juice

kool aid with a lot of sugar

lil jon drinks a lot of crunk juice

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Crunk master pimp juice

the crazy mofo that comes up with words lke kafobulator.

"ZMFG!!1!!1!!111 ITS Crunk master pimp juice!!1"

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