crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

crunkle tom

An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.

"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"

"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."