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When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon
When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.
We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.
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A term used to describe people that wear body shaping clothes, such as spandex. They use a hard "exo-skeleton" to shape, cover and support their soft flabby flesh.
She may look in good shape, but it's not real, she's a crustacean
sexy biggie boy with nice hair want to eat cool flannel glasses wanna kiss him on his little baby small man nipples
person 1: crustacean
When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever
Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.
When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean