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When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon
When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.
We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.
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A term used to describe people that wear body shaping clothes, such as spandex. They use a hard "exo-skeleton" to shape, cover and support their soft flabby flesh.
She may look in good shape, but it's not real, she's a crustacean
sexy biggie boy with nice hair want to eat cool flannel glasses wanna kiss him on his little baby small man nipples
person 1: crustacean
When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever
Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.
a word of power from skyrim that tells everyone that your a sexy sex haver fuck man im just horny
this is my dating
sensitive boy white male built for White pussy impregnation come to my house please holky shit fuck im hoerhny
"im Mister Crustacean Like"