When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
hey cucumber
who, do you mean cutecumber
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When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.
Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
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A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: sheβs right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because itβs a vegetable but because he might be gay.
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When someone 'plays it cool'.
He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...
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The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from βcool as a cucumberβ The slaves weβre seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because theyβll βnever be as cool as a cucumberβ aka, theyβll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.
Look at that cucumber on the fields.
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1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo
1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!
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