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Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.
"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"
A shitty area in Toronto where international students, illegal immigrants, refugees, basement asians and poor people live in rooming houses, garages, sheds and basements for low money. This area is near a hood called finch Avenue and Scarborough also.
Cummer avenue is the shittiest street in Toronto easily.
A best friend is a person who is able to engage in chaos, be the glue, there through thick and thin, a listener, a mood lifter, a gossiper, constructive criticism giver and a supporter. In the text, Martiy'cel’s life as a dumbass, it is evident through her strong nature that Naiynuh Cummer is one of the biggest reasons for Martiy'cel’s success and happiness. Cummer plays a large role in determining Martiy'cel’s everyday decisions and motives, and together they are a powerful duo, one needing the other to thrive. The author, God, utilises the techniques of sugar, spice, and everything nice, to reinforce the salubrious bond between these two characters. Arguably, the relationship between these two is the primary reason for this shows success, amongst the dynamic of their friend group, Martiy'cel’s sociopathy, Cybthia’s therapist nature, Behat’nu’s theft dilemma, Naiynuh’s kinkiness and Karthik’s accurate portrayal of the cancer zodiac sign. However, without the character Naiynuh in this text, the entire novel would be complete and utter chaos; and not the good kind. Through her INFP personality, coupled with her Libra origins, Naiynuh Cummer is the ultimate best friend, glue and mediator archetype of this friend group, and it is clear that none of the above mentioned deserves her.
Friend 1: Is that Naiynuh Cummer?
Friend 2: Yeah! Look how hot she is!
Friend 3: I would bang.
Friend 4: Have you also heard she is an amazing friend?
Friend 2: The whole package.
Naiynuh: What r u guys talking about?
Behat'nu (friend 3): nothing 😏
A guy who can shoot his load multiple times when fucking.
My boyfriend is such a multi cummer. Last night he jizzed 4 times in my ass!
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A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.
Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.
What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?
Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!
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A man who squeaks, squeals, makes high-pitched moans, and/or other disturbing, hyena-like noises while cumming.
"The sex was good until he came and started making all these squeaks and noises, a total hyena cummer!"
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The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”
The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!
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