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Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.
"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"
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someone who likes it in, or around their mouth.. basically Derek Dodge... if your anything like him you might be a cumquat.. oh small balls!!
jamie-" Kathleen"
kathleen- "yes jamie?"
jamie- "Did you hook up with that guy derek?!..."
kathleen- "No he was sucha CUMQUAT!"
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When a guy cums in a girls ear and it takes weeks for her to dig it back out.
"Dude i cumquated this girl last week and she's still digging it out"
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A man with huge balls. whome is able to cum with great skill and tallent.
"Hey, evan's nuts are huge! he must be a cumquat!"
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when you accidentally cum in your own mouth after sex. You are officially GAY surprise. :)
Past:I cumquated last night. It tasted like salty caramel.
Present: I did a cumquat
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apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends
me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit
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