ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

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blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

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scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

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cunt hair lips

found on the female gym teacher, cunt hair lips is referred to as the pubes growing on the upper lip and chin region . . . . gimme some of that

Scarlett woke up one morning for her interview at the local high school for the lesbian gym teacher position, and decided to make herself more presentable by waxing off her cunt hair lips. ... . gimme some of that

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[infected cunt hair]

A term someone uses if they strongly dislike another person.

Betty: "I can't stand her"

Sue: "Who?"

Betty: "Lulu, that infected cunt hair!"

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pulling your cunt hairs

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

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