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The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.
Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.
The opposite of Curb Appeal, used to reference a poor decorating decision or visible renovation that has their neighbors furious and screaming over the loss of their own property value.
Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.
a: "Did those a-holes next door actually think a bathtub would make a good flower planter in the front yard?. Nice curd appeal, jerks."
b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."
dick cheese, except for people with vaginas
Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!
A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.
Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.
I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.
The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.
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Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
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