1. High-speed ice-swiffering.
::swiffers the ice:: (you know. curling)
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The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!
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When someone isn’t acting right. As if they are high or confused.
Are u curled or something?
She was so curled yesterday
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lifitng weights with your shlong
i can curl small children...yeah!!!
Im like MJ
(hi, my names nitish...i can curl myself!!!)
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A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time
“Hey, did you see who won the curling yesterday?” “ Fuck off Steve”
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"Dude, can we stop by my crib real quick? I gotta drop a huge curl."
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