Troll Currency

The currency that trolls use. If a troll says they bought something, it was bought using troll currency, because they're trolling you. They bought nothing. 1 unit in troll currency is equivalent to exactly .00012 US dollars.

"I can not tell you if you got ripped off in your magic carpet purchase because I can not mentally convert troll currency to pesos"

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conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

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cupcake currency

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.

Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.

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gay currency

1 dilldo= 1 doller
1 cock= 3 dollers
1 foot long caucasion penis= 5 dollers
1 wood-chiped cented, slightly misted, perfectly rounded, ball sack= 100 doller
1 ounce of freshly baked, warm, wild berry sour flavored white spurm= 1 hamilton
1 strand of a pube = 5 cents.
1 lieter of wonder cheese (cheese located under your nuts) = 10 dollers.

No tax on food!

Gay Currency

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Junkie Currency

Drugs

Drugs are junkie currency.

L currency

Means you have no money, you are poor. People might also call you poverty.

Guy 1: Hey man can you buy me this bag of chips?

Guy 2: Nah dog, I ain’t got money.

Guy 1: Bro has L currency.

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.