CUSTOMED

Chinglish for "customized"

I have little to none English knowledge and now instead of 'CUSTOMIZED' our customers can see' CUSTOMED' in the UI, which raises eyebrows.

custom

Wack, ugly, stupid, dumb, something different and bad.

Yo that bitches face is custom. Damn that niggas shit is custom. Yo what's good with these custom ass hos.

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Customable

Customable is a nerd who normally spends hours of his days on a roleplay server on Minecraft, he is very good at roleplay and loves to bully little kids on it with his Track Team character.

Customable: Konami would you like to bully Mason Dot today?

Konami: Sure I would love to!

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customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

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Customize

hangin with ya bois in an open online forum

Say dawg, customize ya heard me!

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customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

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promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

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