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Warning: This word is British do not even think of saying and or uttering this word in Freeworld America
Note: If a friend is insane enough to say the word Daft it is important that you ask him to refrain from saying such words and stop being a damned Brit
Girl: you guys are so Daft
Jim: what the hell does daft mean
greg: who cares its British and she's a damned Brit
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Daft means cool, no exceptions.
daft means cool
Dude, shit was so daft.
it even sounds cool.
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In the early 90's, Thomas Bangalter and Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo said, "Fuck terrible music!" and created Daft Punk, the French-born Androids created by the will of the universe to change music forever. To distinguish themselves from other musicians of lesser importance, they clad themselves in metal and leather, and kickass helmets to boot. They created albums like Human After All, Alive, Discovery, and Homework. Then, in the summer of 2011, the infamous musical scourge DUBSTEP was created. Accompanied by the witch-harpie-dyke Skrillex, they plunged the world of music into a bass-heavy Hell, filled with a whole generation of club-goers that awkwardly nod their heads to the WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB and wonder how the hell they're supposed to dance to this shit. With Daft Punk seemingly gone from the Earth, it seemed that the future of music was doomed.
But hope came in the form of an unexpected ad during a 2013 SNL episode, when a 16-second blip of rhythm and funk was immortalized in the remixes on YouTube. Daft Punk had returned, with a new album called RAM and single set for April 19- "Get Lucky." As soon as the single released, there were multiple accounts of cranial implosion, comatose states of euphoria, and eargasms. It seemed that Daft Punk had taken the first shot in the war against Dubstep. The worlds of both old-school and new age wait with bated breath, hoping against hope that Daft Punk can prevail against Dubstep, and usher the world into a new musical era of funk.
Dude 1- "Man, I hate all these Daft Punk puns, they just get annoying."
Dude 2- "What are you talking about? Their new single was released on your birthday! It's like they created a song just for you!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, I guess they are Human After All."
Old Guy- "Back in my day, these Daft Punk guys were awesome! I saved a vinyl for my future grandkids, so they could know real music."
His 13-year-old bitch of a granddaughter- "Ew, grandpa, no one uses vinyls anymore. And I'VE never heard of these guys. But I guess if Skrillex can fuck a floppy disk and call it music, what have I got to lose?"
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Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.
James: I need to be up at 4 am for my train tomorrow.
Alex: What? That's daft o'clock!
Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem Christo are the robo-gods of French house. They are:
1. Awesome
2. Robots, hot robots.
Despite becoming rather popular, they haven't let their fame rob them of talent. Made the famous songs Da Funk, Around the World, and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. Only a fool wouldn't like them.
Person (fool): "Who cares about Daft Punk? They sux."
Person2: "Have you even heard their music?"
Person: "uuuuhhh.... no."
(Starts playing Alive 2007 album)
Person: "Holy Shit!! They are gods!!"
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They not the ulitmate french duo. They are the ultra-super-ultimate duo in the whole world. One more time, baby!
I just bought all of the Daft Punk Albums. Best 50 bucks I ever spent.
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1. Don't be stupid.
2. What you are saying is ridiculous.
3. What you believe is ridiculous.
— I heard Joanne Lamont will actually be running a positive election campaign this year.
— Don't be daft.
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