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A cocktail consisting of gin and vodka, preferably bottom shelf. When an umbrella and a splash of cranberry is added, it becomes an Andrew Cunanan.
Barkeep, I'll take a Jeffrey Dahmer, neat. Thank you.
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Be careful looking to get eaten at Dahmer's deli.
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The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.
Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'
Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"
Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."
Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."
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A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳
Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.
Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?
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an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.
driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
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When wiping your butt after killing and eating your girlfriend
I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her
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When angered by the one you love, you respond not by voice, but with action. In a lust filled rush, you drug them, slowly kill them with power tools, and have your way with the still warm corpse.
Named after the real american hero Jeff Dahmer!
Hey man, my ho said we should ease off, use the time apart to see if we are right for each other, so I went Dahmer on that bitch's ass!
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