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sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room
yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?
nah is just my kid danger wanking again
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make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.
got back from college the other day.
was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.
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when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.
He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
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Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.