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one day

A euphemistic way of saying never.

My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.

by Not Getting In My Butt September 24, 2009

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one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

by One Day I'll get a name September 28, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


One day

April 1st

One day we shall go on a date (April 1st)

by Ac99 March 30, 2017

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One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

by Goat The Man January 1, 2009

495๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


one day flu

Excuse to miss school for an event.

Man mom i have the one day flu.

by Orgasmic Velociraptor December 12, 2016

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One Day Stand

To have a "thing" with someone, where you act like you're dating but without commitment and you only do it for one day.

Person 1: Do you and him dating
Person 2: No we just had a One Day Stand.

by Wise Old Woman April 4, 2014

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