that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

On dead dogs

Massachusetts slang.

If a person says “on dead dogs” this means they put that on their dead “homies” grave. Therefore, if they lie when they say this it will be 6 punches to their chest

You: "Bro I know she likes me"
Your friend: "Put it On dead dogs"
You: "dead dogs bro"

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

Dead Dog

A deceased Canine

oh look a Dead Dog

dead dog

dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?

"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"