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Hug dealer

The one person that will ALWAYS give you a hug no matter what

Can i get a hug

*gets hug*

Damn you are my hug dealer

by Kirion namata September 12, 2016


egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg

person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes

by clucks the egg dealer January 25, 2021


Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 04, 2012


Wheeler Dealer

1. Harry Redknapp. 2. Daniel Levy. 3. One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

Did you notice that selfish hypocrite Wheeler Dealer tap up that poor player and denying it in the same sentence?!

by TruthhhHurts September 02, 2010


wheeler and dealer

One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

by Fundo88 January 27, 2010


Meme dealer

A God that has given you a reason to live

I get memes from my Meme dealer

by Mini Mack December 07, 2017


dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012