Poo Debris

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Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.

Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.

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Ancient Debris

Blocks used to make Netherite, the strongest material in Minecraft

I used up 6 stacks of TNT and got only 11 ancient debris...

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Trouser Debris

The collection of matter that, while on the toilet, falls from your crotch area upon the seat rim after a particularly long, hot day.

This usually consists of pubic hair, dried out skin Duck Butter, and rolled up fragments of underwear material.

Andy: (Returning from the restroom) You wouldn't believe the amount of trouser debris that just came off me.

Steve: Eww dude, I'm trying to eat here.

Andy: My bad dude.

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Doughnut Debris

That flakey white stuff that falls off the doughnut while eating it. The stuff usually gets all over the front of your shirt and pants.

person 1: you got some doughnut debris on your shirt.

person 2: thanks for saving me.

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debris in his fuel line

Cross dresser.

See that dude over there in the miniskirt and halter top? He's got major debris in his fuel line.

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I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again!

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

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