Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

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Deceiving Whore

a whore that lies

that bitch said she had a jalapeno, what a deceiving whore

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Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.

He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.

Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

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easy as deceiving a refrigerator

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.

These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

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Deceiving Slap

When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toilet, you push down on them hard so they get wedged in the toilet seat. You proceed to slap them wiv your penis, or dildo, until both cheeks are sevearly bruised.

"Hello hunny, i fancy partaking in a weird sexual fantasy, will you go take a shit we can use later?".....

Slap, Slap, Slap

You have just recive a Deceiving Slap

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