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A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.
"We should be safe to drive tonight, we have a designated decoy!"
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A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.
guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)
The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.
Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."
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The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.
James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.
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browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.
a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift
1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop
2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
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