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What came in the mail today.
Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
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The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"
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yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
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person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!
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Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
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