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Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.
Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
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A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.
Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
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The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.
Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
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A person who gets really angry at people who say anime is porn, even if the anime shows big tiddies and sex scenes they will still defend it, mostly because anime is safety porn, its porn thats not labeled as porn. Its porn that has a story line, but all animes show dicks and tiddies and make sex jokes so that people get hard and search ""Anime waifu sexy moments 2019"" on youtube and it makes people beat off.
Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
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A person who goes to anti scene groups and acts like a white knight at a lame attempt of thinking they are standing up for a noble cause.
"Man Mike is sure a Scene defender."
"Yeah? I think he just does it to get laid."
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An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.
To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.
Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.
But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
Ebaum stole my video, ill call the defenders of the internets!
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