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what my ADHD brain is experiencing (economically) due to a national adderral shortage
On top of trying to be productive during inflation times I’m in cognitive deficit now bc of the adderral shortage. So if you see some emails that are straight up unintelligible know that I am probably not medicated
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not being able to guess, afraid to come up with a hunch, not willing to use a ballpark guesstimate, afraid to give a viewpoint in case it's not the perfect one, being uncomfortable with tentativeness.
A: How far is it to LA do you think?
B: I have no idea.
A: But what would you say?
B: I haven't a clue.
A: Would it be one mile?
B. I wouldn't know.
A: How about 20 light years.
B. Gee, there's no way of even imagining how far it is.
Individual B would have ED---estimate deficit
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A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.
Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.
When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.
"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."
nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.
The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.
A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)
Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
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George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits
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