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It's the slight delay in understanding you experience while talking to someone with a Foreign Accent.
I love having my coffee grinds read by Ozzi but her accent is so strong that every time she speaks I have severe FA delay. (pronounced _FAH delay)
Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.
This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.
Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
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: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.
After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.
Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".
Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."
Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."
Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"
Casey: *snickers a little*
Experienced in tandem with jet lag. Your body arrives after a long flight but your soul doesn't arrive so quickly. The theory is your soul can't travel as fast as a jet and you can become discombobulated while you wait for your soul to catch up.
"Souls can't move that quickly, and are left behind, and must be awaited, upon arrival, like lost luggage." - William Gibson.
Q.:What times is it?
A.: I have no idea what time it is, I'm on my own time, I've got soul delay.
Having to wait to fool around with a girl, because she's on her period.
Man, I definitely would've reached at least third base tonight if it wasn't for the damn rain delay!
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Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.
Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.
Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.
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