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When a guy has 7 girls massage his hands, shoulders, head and feet while one girl holds a blunt for him to smoke.
Chris: Duuuude.... last night was amazing.
Dylan: Why?
Chris: I was sooo baked and I got a heavenly dewey...
Dylan: Lucky.
a dance when you march in place and swing your arms up and down like a stationary soldier. Cane be performed to music ranging from tunes such as "All i want for christmas is you" to "Lean back" with "What it is to burn" in between.
That nigga in the club was just standin there doin the dewey dance.
A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"
Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."
Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"
Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.
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The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."
After indulging in feminist science fiction novels, the young, passionate couple engaged in a riveting night of coitus including an aggressive round of The Dewey Decimal.
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Dewey Riley (also known as "Dwight" Riley) was the deuteragonist of the film series "Scream". He was the town's deputy until the events of Scream 4 where he became the town's sheriff. He was also the husband of Gale Weathers but divorced her somewhere after the events of Scream 4. In Scream 5 he was stabbed and killed after he attempted to shoot the killer in the head meaning that the other legacy characters ( Sydney Prescott and Gale Weathers) are the only remaining surviving victims of the "Woodsboro" murders.
Person 1: Hey bro did you hear?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro
A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.
You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school
Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you
You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid
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Dewey Dude is a person who streams Fortnite, Call of Duty, Minecraft, & stuff. H e does sick no-scopes, big kill counts, and awesome gets dubs on Twitch & YouTube
Tyler Ninja Blevins is a Dewey Dudes