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After a long day of being a Jedi in the streets and a sith in the sheets, you awake to an innocent virgin covered in sweat.
Bro that babe from the club turned out to be a dewy virgin, my sheets are so moist.
when some one inhales semen into their lungs and acquires pneumonia.
carl: Hey Emily how was your date?
Emily: It was fine until i was giving him head and i inhaled some fluids.
carl: Oh are you feeling ok?
Emily: No i think he gave me a Dewy Lung
When perhaps one has smoked a little too much..and their eyes become 'dewy' or glazed over. This is known as being 'dewy-eyed.'
hey man i smoked so much dope i feel so alive!
well you are pretty dewy-eyed..
De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.
About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.
account of porn star "deflowering" anal virgin: "...but when he pops her dewy cherry, she doesn't seem to like it"
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A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.
Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?
Ewy Dewy is a substitute to saying what are you doing.
You buy something in a shop and the shopkeeper doesent give you your change.
You reply - "Ewy dewy" wheres my money
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