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Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
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18th February
Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day
18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy