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Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
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When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.
Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
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When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.
Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.
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When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.
Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"
Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."
Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"
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Starting on september 1st, ending on the 30th, you can slap eachothers dicks without being gay as fuck
Oh, its Dick Slap September, no homo tho
When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.
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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
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